GS Elevator Gossip

Hilarious Twitter account of things overheard in GS' elevators: http://twitter.com/#!/GSElevator


MD#1: Never forget - Hope is a poor hedge.

#1: She wanted to sit on the same side of the table. #2: I hate that. #1: I know. Makes me feel like I'm driving a car.

#1: It's gonna be a directionless market today with people out for Rosh Hashanah. #2: By that logic, it'll be chaos in Hollywood.

#1: Since he's rich, we call him 'eccentric.' If he was poor, he'd just be 'crazy.'

#1: VIX above 40. #2: #1: Whenever you think, 'I’ve done way riskier sh*t than this,' remember: Steve Irwin was killed by a fish.